About

My name is Andy. I’m a writer and content guy.

You might want to hire me (in which case, I’m flattered!) Here’s what I do in layman’s terms:

  • Concepting & writing marketing campaigns. I did a lot for Groupon (check out my “So Bleeping Ready” campaign.)

  • Social media. Especially if your social media needs a big, attention-getting hook.

  • Journalism, which I did while writing for The A.V. Club (in the offices of The Onion).

  • I also do content marketing, which looks a whole lot like journalism.

  • SEO stuff. I have a knack for making content that people will find with quick Google search.

  • Voiceovers! People say I sound like an NPR guy mixed with an informercial pitchman.

  • Travel content. I can name all the state capitals.

  • Pretending I know a lot about birds (it’s my wife who’s the impressive birder).